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Author Topic: First few paragraphs/sentences/whatever the fucks of my Postal 2 novelization  (Read 1945 times)

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I don't know what board to put this on, but well. Here it is.

Welcome to Paradise, Arizona. Small mining town, possible hideout of Al-Qaeda, a population of about 3,000, anything in an American town.
 You would think this story's about a badass war hero or a military guy gone rogue, right? Well you're fucking wrong. This story's just about a regular joe. Goes by the name of the Postal Dude. Anyway, let's start this shit.
It was 8:00 A.M., and with a BLARING loud alarm clock, the Dude sprang out of his horribly done bed.
He slammed down on it and slumped out. He tripped on the food, garbage, and shit his wife left on the floor.
"shit...", he said under his breath. His fat wife, fittingly named the Bitch, gave him a map and Post-it without alarm. "What the fuck?" a confused Postal Dude said as he put on his trenchcoat and his alien t-shirt. The Bitch said, "Oh yeah, you gotta do some errands."

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lol was waiting for next bit

I Hate Bipolar,It's Awsome!!

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I'm also waiting for the next bit. I like it so far.

When I get mad I just want to go POSTAL.

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wait is this one of those were someone else follows it on?

"weres the milk?" asked Dude "it's on the damm list!!" replied the Bitch "ill put you on the damm list" the Dude mumbled under his breath as went outside. A bright sunny day as the sun reflected off his shades.

Suddenly The dude looks down and..

History: FCollisionHash::ActorLineCheck <- CheckWithActors <- ULevel::MultiLineCheck <- ULevel::SingleLineCheck <- APawn::physWalking <- AFPSPawn::performPhysics <- AFPSPawn::Tick <- TickAllActors <- ULevel::Tick <- (NetMode=0) <- TickLevel <- UGameEngine::Tick <- UpdateWorld <- MainLoop


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wait is this one of those were someone else follows it on?

"weres the milk?" asked Dude "it's on the damm list!!" replied the Bitch "ill put you on the damm list" the Dude mumbled under his breath as went outside. A bright sunny day as the sun reflected off his shades.

Suddenly The dude looks down and..

History: FCollisionHash::ActorLineCheck <- CheckWithActors <- ULevel::MultiLineCheck <- ULevel::SingleLineCheck <- APawn::physWalking <- AFPSPawn::performPhysics <- AFPSPawn::Tick <- TickAllActors <- ULevel::Tick <- (NetMode=0) <- TickLevel <- UGameEngine::Tick <- UpdateWorld <- MainLoop



lul